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The Story
It’s the year 2030. The UMass Pathology Department is having a reunion and it’s very boring and awkward. Everyone starts complaining about how difficult life is as an attending. Dr. Richey suggests everyone think about how much worse it was during residency and then they won’t feel so bad about where they are now.
Enjoy this funny parody video based on the song “My Favorite Things” from the musical “The Sound of Music.”
Comment below about your “least” favorite things during residency!
Lyrics
Grossing a whole leg with the sock still on it
Necrotic bowels can make me still vomit
Think of the time when we lost the derm stat,
Looking for lymph nodes through piles of fat
Bloody placentas or those bloody surgeons
Pages for platelets could be such a burden
Fragmented margins when grossing a breast
Compared to that being attending’s the best
Inadequate pap smears or cauterized margins
Trying to learn all that new patho jargon
What was the fourth name for that one disease?
These were a few of my least favorite things!
When my job bites, when the lab stinks, when I’m feeling sad,
“I simply remember” path residency and then I don’t feel so bad!
Tense unknown conferences, menacing mentors
Fridge at the Uni with all of its odors
All of the brain cells that died from xylene
These were a few of my least favorite things
Needing to scan on 100x daily
Dripping cholecystectomy gravy
Getting to fifty autopsies
These were a few of my least favorite things
No patient info and digging for history
So many platforms were driving me crazy
Seeing the lab buy one giant TV
While struggling to feed my small family of three
When my job bites, when the lab stinks, when I’m feeling sad,
“I simply remember” path residency and then I don’t feel so bad!
When my job bites, when the lab stinks, when I’m feeling sad,
“I simply remember” path residency and then I don’t feel so bad!
Bahahhahahahahahah. Amazing. And
UMass residents are super talented!
That was awesome! Very clever!
Awesome, as usual!
Thanks!